• 5.
    Phone Sex
    By the ending of this clip we didn't know whether to crack up or throw up.
  • 4.
    Molesting Chris
    What's worse? That Peter inadvertently touches Chris or that Chris doesn't seem terribly upset about it?
  • 3.
    S&M Gear
    The only thing that's missing from this scene is the boatload of talcum powder it would take for Peter to get in and out of that leather gear.
  • 2.
    Stewie Wants Abuse From Lois
    Even we really don't even know what to say about this one.
  • 1.
    Everything at Once
    There's more fetish play on display in this one-minute clip than was in the entire run of Mad About You. Which probably explains why no one ever made Mad About You beer steins.