Star Wars. For every pair of eyes that widen with excitement at that word coupling there is another pair rolling with exasperation at everyone else's excitement. Whichever pair you own, just try and resist this list of our favorite AS Star Wars moments.

• 5.

  Death Star Orientation

  It's always good to know about the boss's quirks. At some point or another, we've all had to deal with the old "Incompetence Strangulation" thing.
  
• 4.

  Ponda Baba's Bad Day

  Finally, we see what really went down that day in the Mos Eisley Cantina. We're still waiting on an explanation of Ponda Baba's mouth though, which, despite the supposedly explanatory moniker of Walrus Man, looks like it has a hairless, human ass protruding from it.
  
• 3.

  Luke's Father Issues

  Luke's world is about to stop making sense for a variety of preposterous reasons.
  
• 2.

  Death Star Design Flaws

  You shouldn't have to explain aesthetics to someone sporting a helmet as sweet as Darth Vader's. I guess efficiency still comes first when you're talking about planet-exploding battle stations.
  
• 1.

  The Empire's Corporate Climate

  Any organization is going to have a lot of personalities to deal with, particularly when you're managing the bigwigs. And particularly when you're managing an enormous, evil, half-robotic magic man with the voice of James Earl Jones.
  

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