• 5.
    We're not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that Quagmire has had sex with homeless twins or the fact that no one besides Stewie seems disturbed by it.
  • 4.
    Chris may seem a bit dumb, but give the man credit. He found a speed limit sign not ending in five or zero and for the life of us, we don't think we've ever seen one of those.
  • 3.
    Everyone agreed that Quagmire's genitals did do an excellent Lois impression.
  • 2.
    The slinky dance moves. The seductive drink making. The pledge to let us do anything. Quagmire is pretty much our dream lady.
  • 1.
    Of course Quagmire's theme music would be reminiscent of Woody Woodpecker.