• 10.
    Quagmire plays I Never
    You could kill Quagmire with this game inside of an hour.
  • 9.
    Quagmire can't avoid women
    If this is actually what goes down in the mall, we're changing our weekend plans.
  • 8.
    Married Quagmire
    This feels like Quagmire got caught up in a dominant/submissive thing that took a weird turn somewhere.
  • 7.
    Quagmire only likes skinny ladies
    There's no real problem here, Quagmire. Just make sure she's always got her back to you when you're doing your business. Your roller-skating business.
  • 6.
    Escape From Quagmire
    It's ok. Quagmire was always planning on releasing these women back into the wild when they were capable of caring for themselves. He's like Joy Adamson that way.