Every Quagmire clip could probably be called a viral video. Except in his case, viral probably means herpes. Here are 10 great moments of one of the sleaziest characters in TV history.

• 10.

  Quagmire plays
  I Never

  You could kill Quagmire with this game inside of an hour.
  
• 9.

  Quagmire can't avoid women

  If this is actually what goes down in the mall, we're changing our weekend plans.
  
• 8.

  Married Quagmire

  This feels like Quagmire got caught up in a dominant/submissive thing that took a weird turn somewhere.
  
• 7.

  Quagmire only likes skinny ladies

  There's no real problem here, Quagmire. Just make sure she's always got her back to you when you're doing your business. Your roller-skating business.
  
• 6.

  Escape From Quagmire

  It's ok. Quagmire was always planning on releasing these women back into the wild when they were capable of caring for themselves. He's like Joy Adamson that way.
  

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