• 10.
    You could kill Quagmire with this game inside of an hour.
  • 9.
    If this is actually what goes down in the mall, we're changing our weekend plans.
  • 8.
    This feels like Quagmire got caught up in a dominant/submissive thing that took a weird turn somewhere.
  • 7.
    There's no real problem here, Quagmire. Just make sure she's always got her back to you when you're doing your business. Your roller-skating business.
  • 6.
    It's ok. Quagmire was always planning on releasing these women back into the wild when they were capable of caring for themselves. He's like Joy Adamson that way.
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