• 5.
    My Drunken Irish Dad
    It always seemed odd that Peter could have sprung from Francis. In one song, Mickey fights, drinks and admits to giving ladies the clap. Like father, like son.
  • 4.
    Handful of Peter Sings About Native Americans
    Smug. Condescending. Not really informed about what they're singing about. We're pretty sure we heard this song in real life at an art school coffee shop.
  • 3.
    Full Blown AIDS
    Hearing a barbershop quartet or hearing that you have AIDS are both horrible things to have happen to you, but hearing both at once is kind of awesome.
  • 2.
    In God's Eyes
    God would bang a fat chick? Joan Osborne was right, God is one of us.
  • 1.
    Prom Night Dumpster Baby
    If unwanted babies were that well-choreographed in real life, they probably wouldn't end up in the dumpster.
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