• 5.
    It always seemed odd that Peter could have sprung from Francis. In one song, Mickey fights, drinks and admits to giving ladies the clap. Like father, like son.
  • 4.
    Smug. Condescending. Not really informed about what they're singing about. We're pretty sure we heard this song in real life at an art school coffee shop.
  • 3.
    Hearing a barbershop quartet or hearing that you have AIDS are both horrible things to have happen to you, but hearing both at once is kind of awesome.
  • 2.
    God would bang a fat chick? Joan Osborne was right, God is one of us.
  • 1.
    If unwanted babies were that well-choreographed in real life, they probably wouldn't end up in the dumpster.