• 9.
    There's not a whole lot lower than not getting invited to a party at your own house. Maybe not getting invited to the sex your wife is having in your bed. That might be the only lower rung.
  • 8.
    When your brother defends you by telling your father you're hot, things have not gone the way they should.
  • 7.
    Meg, of course, looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. If Ursula somehow became uglier and lost every inch of femininity.
  • 6.
    So, in case you were wondering, the going rate on Meg's life is $9.99.
  • 5.
    To be fair, that turkey leg was too good to share.
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