• 5.
    Meg has a poster of 'N Sync on her wall. When was the last time you saw a 17-year-old girl with one of those? More proof of Meg's suckiness.
  • 4.
    We hate to tell Lois this, but that's not glitter on that Sperm Dumpster shirt.
  • 3.
    Meg might be horrible, but she's not stupid. She's getting what looks like a lot of drugs for not very much money. That's spending smart.
  • 2.
    A dog will lick its own ass. However, Brian still rejects Meg. That has to sting a bit.
  • 1.
    It's bad that Peter throws lemonade in Meg's face. It's worse that Lois just takes it all in smilingly and says nothing. And then walks away without even giving Meg a glass of lemonade. Or even a towel. Congratulations, Meg. It's official. Your family hates you.