• 5.
    No One Knows How Old Meg Is
    Meg has a poster of 'N Sync on her wall. When was the last time you saw a 17-year-old girl with one of those? More proof of Meg's suckiness.
  • 4.
    Sperm Dumpster
    We hate to tell Lois this, but that's not glitter on that Sperm Dumpster shirt.
  • 3.
    Daughter Drug Deal
    Meg might be horrible, but she's not stupid. She's getting what looks like a lot of drugs for not very much money. That's spending smart.
  • 2.
    Brian Rejects Meg
    A dog will lick its own ass. However, Brian still rejects Meg. That has to sting a bit.
  • 1.
    Secret Best Friends
    It's bad that Peter throws lemonade in Meg's face. It's worse that Lois just takes it all in smilingly and says nothing. And then walks away without even giving Meg a glass of lemonade. Or even a towel. Congratulations, Meg. It's official. Your family hates you.