• 5.
    Standing Guard
    Quagmire is just playing coy. Based on past episodes, he should be right at home lying in a strange bed near a man in a costume wielding a banana.
  • 4.
    Primal Scream
    Mayor West may be crazy and he might be easily confused and hell, he may even be hidden at the end of a long clip about Peter's magnetic ass, but you have to admit, he is working in that office pretty damn late.
  • 3.
    The Freshmen Hunt
    You often hear stories about politicians pounding young ass, but it's usually a little different than this.
  • 2.
    Pool Permit
    Fist fights with D.A.'s? Secret trapdoors? Unlimited Taffy??? We're starting to understand why West left show business for public office. Well, that and the crippling lack of career opportunities.
  • 1.
    Dig'Em
    This is totally insulting. Dig'Em is not nearly a cool enough cereal mascot. Upon our death, we would settle for no less of a tribute than Pop, the smart aleck member of the Rice Krispies gang.