• 5.
    Even drunk friends don't let friends drive drunk.
  • 4.
    Don't ever order the Dollar Menu Pants. They have a thread count of, like, three.
  • 3.
    Were the other brain cells prohibiting this one from reading? Because we think we might have a lot of those brain cells ourselves
  • 2.
    People that drink often enough have to call it "I Don't Think I Ever..." or "People Never Told Me That I..."
  • 1.
    "The Game of Drink" - why did our family not make this a part of game night when we were growing up? You can bet we're starting a new tradition right now.
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