Adult Swim : Family Guy - Drunkest Moments

There's a reason it's called alcohol. Well, we assume there's a reason, but we haven't researched it and probably wouldn't understand it anyway, and that's really more of an irrelevant, etymological issue than any sort of humorous commentary. You know, you're pretty hot when you're not listening. Hey, wait. Man, what is in this drink, anyway?

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5.

Give Me Your Keys

Even drunk friends don't let friends drive drunk.
4.

Do You Sell Pants

Don't ever order the Dollar Menu Pants. They have a thread count of, like, three.
3.

Abusing Alcohol

Were the other brain cells prohibiting this one from reading? Because we think we might have a lot of those brain cells ourselves
2.

I Never

People that drink often enough have to call it "I Don't Think I Ever..." or "People Never Told Me That I..."
1.

My Drunken Irish Dad

"The Game of Drink" - why did our family not make this a part of game night when we were growing up? You can bet we're starting a new tradition right now.