There's a reason it's called alcohol. Well, we assume there's a reason, but we haven't researched it and probably wouldn't understand it anyway, and that's really more of an irrelevant, etymological issue than any sort of humorous commentary. You know, you're pretty hot when you're not listening. Hey, wait. Man, what is in this drink, anyway?

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• 10.

  As Okay As Your Face

  Stewie hits a lot of developmental milestones early. But the "drunken high chair dive" at his age is off the charts.
• 9.

  Signs of a Drinking Problem

  We've yet to have a boss that keeps his eyes open during sex. We hear you, Peter, we hear you.
• 8.

  Irish History

  Did you know that your own potential life arc, flattened by alcohol, so closely echoed that of Ireland? History, always there to bring understanding to your failures.
• 7.

  A Little Abuse

  If only drunk people actually were funny. It might even make being the designated driver tolerable.
• 6.

  Your Dad is So Cool

  Yes, it's bad, but just think how much worse it would be if Peter had flat abs.

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