• 10.
    Stewie hits a lot of developmental milestones early. But the "drunken high chair dive" at his age is off the charts.
  • 9.
    We've yet to have a boss that keeps his eyes open during sex. We hear you, Peter, we hear you.
  • 8.
    Did you know that your own potential life arc, flattened by alcohol, so closely echoed that of Ireland? History, always there to bring understanding to your failures.
  • 7.
    If only drunk people actually were funny. It might even make being the designated driver tolerable.
  • 6.
    Yes, it's bad, but just think how much worse it would be if Peter had flat abs.
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