• 5.
    Let's face facts: a new pencil and a speed-limit sign are both pretty good prizes.
  • 4.
    If Chris is trying to lose weight with Peter's coaching then he is dumber than we previously thought.
  • 3.
    Sitting in your father's lap and kissing him might not get him to take you out of the Scouts, but it will make the Scouts reconsider your membership.
  • 2.
    It's hard to find an appropriate song to sing at your teenaged sister's birthday party, but one that starts with lyrics about being afraid to make love is a pretty good place to not start.
  • 1.
    These rat puppets are even creepier when you learn Chris used the floss that he pulled out of Brian's ass in the earlier clip.