• 5.
    Hopefully, the team at Family Guy got enough Cool Whip to last ten lifetimes after saying the company name 17 times and the tag line twice in just 26 seconds.
  • 4.
    Really, how dirty does a dog actually get down there? Really?
  • 3.
    If there's one thing that drives girls crazy, it's thick, white armpit hair.
  • 2.
    We're not sure if it is a good sign or a bad sign that you get a needs improvement in your review based on your farts.
  • 1.
    The carpet at the Griffin house has to be about the most putrid smelling carpet of all time. We've seen it puked on, fornicated on and bloodied up. And now, add the scent of burning dog hair.