Lassie and Timmy. Superboy and Krypto. Air Bud and the Most Vertical Primate. Most shows about boys and their dogs suck. Hard. So, it's a pretty good thing that Brian and Stewie have more in common with old drunks and effeminate psychopaths than any other baby/dog combo you are likely to be forced to watch by your 9 year-old mistake child.

Watch Family Guy Sunday through Thursday at 11pm on Adult Swim.

• 10.

  Three Year Novel

  Dogs always start writing novels, but they never finish them. Just look at Snoopy's famous unpublished book, "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night."
• 9.

  Diabolical Plan to Humiliate Lois

  We kind of get where Stewie is going with most of the torture devices in his little wagon, but what's up with the adjustable wrench? Is he going to loosen the bolts on Lois somewhere? Just seems unnecessary.
• 8.

  Burnt Stewie

  Anybody that gets "Kokomo" into our heads deserves every awful thing that happens to them.
• 7.

  Gay With My Gayness

  Stewie and Brian's plan is a bit backwards in that we'd rather be shot than have to make out with a baby and/or dog.
• 6.

  Give Me Your Keys

  We always get so excited when our dog brings us home a bag of olives that have been soaking in vodka.

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