• 10.
    Dogs always start writing novels, but they never finish them. Just look at Snoopy's famous unpublished book, "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night."
  • 9.
    We kind of get where Stewie is going with most of the torture devices in his little wagon, but what's up with the adjustable wrench? Is he going to loosen the bolts on Lois somewhere? Just seems unnecessary.
  • 8.
    Anybody that gets "Kokomo" into our heads deserves every awful thing that happens to them.
  • 7.
    Stewie and Brian's plan is a bit backwards in that we'd rather be shot than have to make out with a baby and/or dog.
  • 6.
    We always get so excited when our dog brings us home a bag of olives that have been soaking in vodka.
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