• 5.
    The teachers in Family Guy are involved in a lot of unusual sex acts, which seems kind of unfair until you remember that there is a story on TV about a teacher getting pregnant by a student roughly every three weeks.
  • 4.
    How does everyone in the school have wooden paddles? Where are they buying them? Seriously, we want to know. We want to teach our coworker a lesson.
  • 3.
    How did Gary get blood on his face? Is he eating people after he shoots them or just shooting them really close to his face?
  • 2.
    Some people kiss ass to get good grades. Chris actually pulls things out of his teacher's rectum and he still fails.
  • 1.
    What did Connie think was going to happen when she dated a guy that was two feet tall? That he was going to unfurl a penis that was half his body size?