Adult Swim : The Ten Best Family Guy Back To School Videos

It's the end of the summer and kids are headed back to school. Since we haven't been to school in years now, all that really means for us is adapting to new traffic schedules on the ride to work. But we thought about it a little more and realized that Back To School time meant there could be a new way to whore out Family Guy clips. You're welcome, Internet.

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Mucho Tension Lower

The teachers in Family Guy are involved in a lot of unusual sex acts, which seems kind of unfair until you remember that there is a story on TV about a teacher getting pregnant by a student roughly every three weeks.
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The Hunt Begins

How does everyone in the school have wooden paddles? Where are they buying them? Seriously, we want to know. We want to teach our coworker a lesson.
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Who's Cup

How did Gary get blood on his face? Is he eating people after he shoots them or just shooting them really close to his face?
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Take That, You Bum

Some people kiss ass to get good grades. Chris actually pulls things out of his teacher's rectum and he still fails.
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Baby Penis

What did Connie think was going to happen when she dated a guy that was two feet tall? That he was going to unfurl a penis that was half his body size?