• 10.
    Fortunately, the Crews company health plan covers both flu shots and headshots. Or at least it did.
  • 9.
    Hooper's leadership skills are real. And they're spectacular.
  • 8.
    Next to shoplifting, the number one drain on corporate revenue are evil twin sideplots.
  • 7.
    If you're ever being chased by an Xtacle, you can probably just turn around, point somewhere, and say "they went that way!" Dangling a shiny object might work too.
  • 6.
    For some reason, being an Xtacle requires an extensive-dare we say encyclopedic-knowledge of various animal genitalia.
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