• 5.
    We hear that when it gets hot, some people lust after female mimes. At least that’s what a friend told us.
  • 4.
    When Star Fleet Command was made aware of what happened here today, they totally all popped boners.
  • 3.
    Oy, don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark having sex with this shiksa.
  • 2.
    This is totally what a platonic relationship between hot straight girls is always like, right?
  • 1.
    Known fact: all hot women are suckers for footie pajamas.