• 10.
    Tip: before going to the hospital, make sure that your HMO covers invisible saxophone players.
  • 9.
    Sure, your girlfriend "lives in the spirit realm" -- heard it a million times.
  • 8.
    A valuable reminder that the physically disabled can still provide perfectly good handjobs.
  • 7.
    Sexy hot dog totally puts out.
  • 6.
    Women say they want a guy with a good sense of humor, but really, they want a guy who likes looking at engorged vaginas.
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