• 10.
    We have come to realize that this dark period in American history totally would have benefitted from kick-ass swordfights.
  • 9.
    Uncle Ruckus is convinced that Riley is gay, but keep in mind, his wardrobe was provided by Gangstaliciousā€¦not Elton John.
  • 8.
    Apparently, Katrina didn't just destroy Cousin Jericho's home, it also destroyed his ability to take a hint.
  • 7.
    When Granddad learns he has to butter his own popcorn at the movie theater, well, he kinda loses it. To put it mildly.
  • 6.
    Riley wants to join the Lethal Interjection crew, originators of the touching ballad entitled "Stomp 'Em in the Nutz".
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