• 4.
    Breaking the law fulfills primitive needs? Hm. We're going to be spending a lot less on flowers and romantic comedies.
  • 3.
    Icebreaker meetings are always painful. And believe me, when they say "let's break into groups so we can try a dancing exercise," you'll wish there was an alien with skewer nipples on hand, ready to eat you whole.
  • 2.
    Somehow Incompetent Island is still not a reality show. We figured Err would be coasting on royalties by now.
  • 1.
    The Legion of Doom would have had a much easier time garnering support if they'd gone with a more relatable name.