People pass in and out of our lives. Some leave an impression, some don't. Some try to kill us. Others summon giant chickens. These individuals come from as far away as Pluto, and as near as our attic. Some are here and gone, depending on whether or not we're eating an evil sandwich. Others stick around long enough to repeatedly sodomize our neighbors. But one thing remains constant: our lives are richer for the experience. Let's take a look at a group of food-mates with lives as rich as a molasses encrusted butter log.

• 5.

  Frat Aliens

  Eight bitches on a bitch boat. Remember, you heard it here first.
  
• 4.

  Oog

  Cavemen are bad guests. Smoker cavemen? Don't get me started.
  
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  Willie Nelson

  Having the actual Willie Nelson living in your attic wouldn't exactly be not scary.
  
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  Oglethorpe and Emory

  Pluto may be only three billion miles away, but they're light years ahead when it comes to sweat band fashion.
  
• 1.

  Mooninites

  Moon duels are an all day affair.
  

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