• 5.
    Eight bitches on a bitch boat. Remember, you heard it here first.
  • 4.
    Cavemen are bad guests. Smoker cavemen? Don't get me started.
  • 3.
    Having the actual Willie Nelson living in your attic wouldn't exactly be not scary.
  • 2.
    Pluto may be only three billion miles away, but they're light years ahead when it comes to sweat band fashion.
  • 1.
    Moon duels are an all day affair.