People pass in and out of our lives. Some leave an impression, some don't. Some try to kill us. Others summon giant chickens. These individuals come from as far away as Pluto, and as near as our attic. Some are here and gone, depending on whether or not we're eating an evil sandwich. Others stick around long enough to repeatedly sodomize our neighbors. But one thing remains constant: our lives are richer for the experience. Let's take a look at a group of food-mates with lives as rich as a molasses encrusted butter log.

• 10.

  Jerry and Mr. Sticks

  So far, the most relatable ATHF character is a one-eyed corndog that kills people with an axe professionally.
  
• 9.

  Handbanana

  This is exactly why there are so many PSAs about ass tan safety.
  
• 8.

  Billy Witchdoctor

  A lot of today's witchdoctors aren't even taught how to raise a milkshake from the dead; the schools claim it's "not common enough."
  
• 7.

  Happy Time Harry

  We once had a Rootin' Tootin' Jiggle Off at work. Lotta people fired that day.
  
• 6.

  MC Pee Pants

  Pee Pants had a unique lyrical perspective, born out of his life on the streets as a giant, diaper-wearing spider. It's a shame he had to die, you don't see that angle a lot.
  

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