• 10.
    So far, the most relatable ATHF character is a one-eyed corndog that kills people with an axe professionally.
  • 9.
    This is exactly why there are so many PSAs about ass tan safety.
  • 8.
    A lot of today's witchdoctors aren't even taught how to raise a milkshake from the dead; the schools claim it's "not common enough."
  • 7.
    We once had a Rootin' Tootin' Jiggle Off at work. Lotta people fired that day.
  • 6.
    Pee Pants had a unique lyrical perspective, born out of his life on the streets as a giant, diaper-wearing spider. It's a shame he had to die, you don't see that angle a lot.
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