Adult Swim : 10 Worst Dads

When we, as an Internet team, sat around trying to think of common themes from which to derive search words for Adult Swim show clips, we learned a few things about the writers of our shows: they love vomit ("vomit" search: 2pgs), they are very sexy ("nudity" search: 4pgs), and they appreciate a good groin injury ("balls" search: 4pgs). But one search for "daddy" (6pgs), and you'll see that what really unites the people around here are severe, untreated father issues.

5.

Frisky Dingo

Killface

If fathers would just allow their sons to be open with them, then they could share everything; maybe even paint that homoerotic Fred Dryer mural together.
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Tim and Eric

David Liebe Hart

When you're arguing with your hand over whether you're best dad or the best son, it's likely that neither is true.
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Metalocalypse

Dethklok

Sometimes, killing the London Philharmonic is just a cry for help.
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Family Guy

Peter Griffin

Okay, so I'm a dad. How can I get my nipples involved?
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Aqua Teen

Master Shake

Some fathers just want the best for their children. And if they can't provide the best, sometimes they drown them.