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10.Choosing a favorite is never easy for a father. Of course it's a lot easier if one is wild and one is mild.
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9.Many adults describe overcoming their deap-seated rage toward their fathers as "a shower of gumdrops."
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8.That's the funny thing about being horribly drunk, it doesn't really affect your aim.
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7.Ah, kids. So funny with the stuff they pick up on. They're like those cute little airport dogs, barking at the bags strapped to your thighs.
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6.It is important for men to come face to face with their biological fathers so that they can know first-hand the built-in, genetic excuse for all of their shortcomings.
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When we, as an Internet team, sat around trying to think of common themes from which to derive search words for Adult Swim show clips, we learned a few things about the writers of our shows: they love vomit ("vomit" search: 2pgs), they are very sexy ("nudity" search: 4pgs), and they appreciate a good groin injury ("balls" search: 4pgs). But one search for "daddy" (6pgs), and you'll see that what really unites the people around here are severe, untreated father issues.
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