• 10.
    Choosing a favorite is never easy for a father. Of course it's a lot easier if one is wild and one is mild.
  • 9.
    Many adults describe overcoming their deap-seated rage toward their fathers as "a shower of gumdrops."
  • 8.
    That's the funny thing about being horribly drunk, it doesn't really affect your aim.
  • 7.
    Ah, kids. So funny with the stuff they pick up on. They're like those cute little airport dogs, barking at the bags strapped to your thighs.
  • 6.
    It is important for men to come face to face with their biological fathers so that they can know first-hand the built-in, genetic excuse for all of their shortcomings.
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