• 10.
    It's just like Aesop said: never give money to a mouse when a chinchilla is involved, or you'll wind up with a tank.
  • 9.
    If you are ever forced to relive every horrible moment of your life, and this crap happens... well, congratulations. Interesting life.
  • 8.
    Early finds the only person to ever understand him, but (irony alert) we have yet to find anyone who understands this clip.
  • 7.
    Oh, that's the Krampus? One of those Christmas demons from Austria that punishes naughty children? Why didn't you say so?
  • 6.
    When you find yourself underground with a cybernetic John Henry protecting you from rock-head assassins, please call us immediately so you can explain this clip to us.
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