No, we're not supposed to have nudity on our site. So enjoy this list while you can, we have a feeling it's not going to stay up forever. And though we're not exactly proud to be pandering like this, we are happy to say that, as is so often the case, someone else's mistakes have become a focal point for our amusement. So here, to our mutual shame, are Adult Swim's 10 best (and only) topless moments as of 4/1/09.

• 5.

  Metalocalypse "L.A. Rock and Roll Montage"

  Nothing goes better with bare breasts than rock and roll. Or sometimes hip-hop. All we're saying is that it's hard to imagine a "Gentleman's Club" playing country or classical. Gentlemen fear change.
• 4.

  Death Note "Delete"

  This anime masterpiece made an unusual stylistic choice to cut the tension in this incredibly tight (and very testosterone heavy) scene by hiding a bodacious set of ta-ta's on the computer monitors in the background.
• 3.

  Frisky Dingo - Grace Ryan as an Asian

  With all of the pixilated manhood the Frisky Dingo audience had to endure, it seems the makers of the show tried to even the score with some well-hidden, non-pixilated womanhood.
• 2.

  Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Cosmic Spores Represent Aids

  Maybe they thought it didn't count because it was green. But it counts. Oh, it counts indeed.
• 1.

  SEALAB "Debbie Does Wild"

  Debbie topless. Perhaps the holy grail of Adult Swim nudity? When this show originally delivered there was an error on two shots where the items covering Debbie's breasts were rendered on a layer behind them. (Nerdy After Effects layering-speak). Anyway, it was fixed for air but somehow when this clip was converted for the web, the corrupted file was used, exposing Debbie's jiggling, lovingly drawn breathing apparatus.

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