• 8.
    Ever since Luthor tweeted the location of Superman's Fortress of Solitude, the place has been anything but solitudinous.
  • 7.
    The people of Metropolis have the weakest facial recognition statistics in the nation. If you want to rob a convenience store, just do it there and wear a neckerchief. They'll assume that Charles Nelson Reilly rose from the dead to get a snack.
  • 6.
    Was this frequency thing the same trick that the Beastmaster was using? Because he let us think it was some sort of magic. It's going to be a while before we can trust you again, Marc Singer.
  • 5.
    Killing hookers means you're going to hell? Whoops.
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