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5.Next summer, Blood Ocean II will feature a little more blood, and a little less Dethklok.
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4.In our opinion, most summer movies would benefit from at least 33% more naked cartwheels.
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3.The only thing that could make this vacation better would be to replace the virgin colada with a shotgun for Raz's face.
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2.The pool monster is a common summer pest that can easily be eradicated with a little bug spray and the occasional human sacrifice.
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1.Don't turn up your nose at swimming in imported Chinese wolf urine until you've actually tried it.






















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