• 5.
    In our experience, the phrase "I Have a Vagina" will win almost any argument.
  • 6.
    You know, Kirk got a lot of action because he went to different planets all the time. But if you're just some dude who works on the ship, you really only have the choice of hitting on Uhura or Nurse Chapel. And if you mess up just once, it’s like a five year game over.
  • 7.
    This just goes to prove the old saying "Never Walk Into Automated Doors Sack First."
  • 8.
    The controversy is solved: In this version, at least, Khan's pecs are definitely plastic.