Sexier than the body spray you frequently use in lieu of a shower. Sexier than self consciously laughing into your coffee apropos of nothing every time you talk to that coworker you're fond of. Sexier than popping the collar on your pastel golf shirt. Yes, even sexier than Howie Mandel. What are we describing? We don't remember. Go work on your social skills. (For even more sex, see our Robot Chicken and Family Guy sex lists to the right. Let the shame settle in.)

• 5.

  Aqua Teen - What Are You Wearing?

  We have a feeling the sun was still having a hard time shining through all that hair to the skin.
  
• 4.

  Darkplace - One Track Lover

  Everything is sexier in pink and blue neon.
  
• 3.

  Squidbillies - The Rapist

  There's no reason your work can't be sexy. Well, technically there are some legal reasons and also some undesirable social ramifications. No other reasons though.
  
• 2.

  Tim and Eric - Come Over

  Ruth Carr doesn't mess around. She knows what she wants and she's going to take off her skirt and her top to get it.
  
• 1.

  Aqua Teen - I Wanna Rock Your Body

  Lovin' a music man isn't always what it's supposed to be. In Carl's case, it's probably what it should never be.
  

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