Sexier than the body spray you frequently use in lieu of a shower. Sexier than self consciously laughing into your coffee apropos of nothing every time you talk to that coworker you're fond of. Sexier than popping the collar on your pastel golf shirt. Yes, even sexier than Howie Mandel. What are we describing? We don't remember. Go work on your social skills. (For even more sex, see our Robot Chicken and Family Guy sex lists to the right. Let the shame settle in.)

• 10.

  Aqua Teen - Let's Get Wasted

  Singing, floating nymphs never know what they want. But they're pretty solid on not wanting Carl.
  
• 9.

  Frisky Dingo - Dottie Bunch's Deal

  First thing in the morning really is too early for this much tongue action. We're pretty sure if it was noon-ish, Wendell would have been all over it.
  
• 8.

  Assy McGee - I'm Coming

  When your genitals are housed in the back of your head, you gotta take it when you get it.
  
• 7.

  Stroker & Hoop - Sack Flashers

  The scrotum has been ignored for too long. Actually, maybe we can hold out just a little longer.
  
• 6.

  Tim and Eric - Thocks

  It's hard to predict the sex issues that arise after you become a married couple. But this guy should have seen the sock thing coming from a mile away.
  

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