Adult Swim fans, write this down: to celebrate Secretary's Day -- ahem -- Administrative Professional's Day, we hereby present the following clips in honor of those who toil behind-the-scenes in support of their much more important (and overcompensated) employers. This list is for the assistants, the henchmen, the sidekicks and interns…heck, for all those who are otherwise not skilled enough for a real job. We salute you!

• 10.

  Superjail

  Ooh, the Creative Type

  Jared is an awesome assistant. Not only is he willing to live with a homicidal maniac at his employer's request, he's even okay with taking some broken glass to the face. You have to keep people like that around.
• 9.

  Aqua Teen

  Ass Eats Hand

  Unfortunately, "eaten by own ass" is not covered by Dr. Weird's Accidental Death and Dismemberment policy.
• 8.

  Frisky Dingo

  X Needs a Villain

  "My body is rejecting the claws." We can't even count how many times we've heard that old excuse.
• 7.

  Harvey Birdman

  Meet Your New Assistant

  Nepotism runs rampant in the legal field, even among shamanic witch doctors who don't speak English.
• 6.

  Robot Chicken

  Bring a Sidekick to Work Day

  Around here, we constantly have to remind the interns, "Do what we tell you, or we will drop you into a volcano."

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