Adult Swim : Adult Swim's 10 Greatest Romances

How do we celebrate Valentine's Day here at Adult Swim? Well, that's easy: with pink cupcakes, a secret cupid card exchange, a sacrificial lamb slaughtering, the Sexual Inadequacies Crossfire Challenge, a vote for Least Likely To Find a Soul Mate, a vote for Least Likely to Have a Soul, the I'll Die Alone Costume Contest, Super-Soaker Bile Tag, a good cry, mutual disgust, and group therapy. Come join us, won't you?

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Aqua Teen

Carl and Pornography

It's disheartening to see a love as strong as this destroyed by financial stress.
4.

Family Guy

Peter and Smuckers

Love can be found everywhere you look. So make sure you look very carefully before you eat anything.
3.

Aqua Teen

Carl and His High School Year Book

Ah, bachelorhood. Security and companionship are not enough for a man like Carl to give up such a satisfying and beautiful adventure as this.
2.

Tim and Eric

Mr. Henderson and Carol

When you dare to love, you're putting yourself out there. It can be embarrassing and confusing. And Larry may threaten to cut you into little pieces.
1.

The Venture Bros.

Brock and Molotov

A romance with all of the classic elements: laser Zeppelin in Akron, a dump truck full of circus peanuts, a vicious ass-kicking and masturbating in a hotel.