How do we celebrate Valentine's Day here at Adult Swim? Well, that's easy: with pink cupcakes, a secret cupid card exchange, a sacrificial lamb slaughtering, the Sexual Inadequacies Crossfire Challenge, a vote for Least Likely To Find a Soul Mate, a vote for Least Likely to Have a Soul, the I'll Die Alone Costume Contest, Super-Soaker Bile Tag, a good cry, mutual disgust, and group therapy. Come join us, won't you?

• 10.

  Tim & Eric - The Bread Harrity Love Triangle

  The merciless sexual magnetism of uncircumcised, children's song-smith Bread Harrity is at the heart of this complex, but all-too-familiar relationship.
  
• 9.

  Harvey Birdman - Myron and Norlisa

  Those three little words every woman wants to hear: don't touch me.
  
• 8.

  Robot Chicken - Jack and Rose

  When words alone can't express what's in your heart, you must use acronyms.
  
• 7.

  Tim and Eric - Profile 993 and the World at Large

  Online games have opened up a whole new world of romance for men with tiny penises.
  
• 6.

  Family Guy - Chris and Herbert

  Luckily for Herbert, there is no equivalent of Dateline in the Outer Rim planets.
  

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