• 5.
    Sometimes the only way your drunken friends will learn a lesson is if you let them get eaten by a snake.
  • 4.
    We knew this one guy who would turn into an ex-girlfriend's answering machine and a wastebasket liner when he got drunk. Man, you don't want to hear his stories.
  • 3.
    Playing I Never with Quagmire is like playing Truth or Dare with an Encyclopedia.
  • 2.
    If there's one item in this list that demonstrates the ill effects of over-partying, it's surely Dr. Rockzo's jumpsuit.
  • 1.
    It's comforting to know that no matter where you are in the universe, you'll always be within date-raping distance of a fraternity brother.