This is for anyone who's ever woken up on New Year's Day and quietly promised themselves that they will never, ever do whatever it is that they did the previous night. So this year, just remember, every ounce of fun that you take in is likely to come back out like a thousand possessed, angry gerbils rising from the ground of a cursed pet cemetery. Mark our words, you'll be re-thinking this strained analogy in the wee hours of 2008.

• 5.

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Drunk Snake

  Sometimes the only way your drunken friends will learn a lesson is if you let them get eaten by a snake.
  
• 4.

  Robot Chicken - Turbo Teen

  We knew this one guy who would turn into an ex-girlfriend's answering machine and a wastebasket liner when he got drunk. Man, you don't want to hear his stories.
  
• 3.

  Family Guy - I Never

  Playing I Never with Quagmire is like playing Truth or Dare with an Encyclopedia.
  
• 2.

  Metalocalypse - Rockzo Music Video

  If there's one item in this list that demonstrates the ill effects of over-partying, it's surely Dr. Rockzo's jumpsuit.
  
• 1.

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force - I Got Rubbers

  It's comforting to know that no matter where you are in the universe, you'll always be within date-raping distance of a fraternity brother.
  

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