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10.A wise man once said there is truth in wine. A drunk man once proposed to a tree.
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9.The Beaver Boys have such a strong list of creative names for their moves, it's a little surprising they took such a straightforward approach to naming their vomit.
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8.Crack truly is whack. If it makes Orel say things like this to Jesus, imagine what it could make you say to your parole officer.
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7.Party like a rock star. Throw up like a regular jack off.
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6.We partied in Fantasia once; wouldn't recommend it. It's surprising how quickly a constant sense of wonder can begin to feel like panic.
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This is for anyone who's ever woken up on New Year's Day and quietly promised themselves that they will never, ever do whatever it is that they did the previous night. So this year, just remember, every ounce of fun that you take in is likely to come back out like a thousand possessed, angry gerbils rising from the ground of a cursed pet cemetery. Mark our words, you'll be re-thinking this strained analogy in the wee hours of 2008.
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