This is for anyone who's ever woken up on New Year's Day and quietly promised themselves that they will never, ever do whatever it is that they did the previous night. So this year, just remember, every ounce of fun that you take in is likely to come back out like a thousand possessed, angry gerbils rising from the ground of a cursed pet cemetery. Mark our words, you'll be re-thinking this strained analogy in the wee hours of 2008.

• 10.

  Family Guy

  Your Dad is So Cool

  A wise man once said there is truth in wine. A drunk man once proposed to a tree.
• 9.

  Tim and Eric Awesome Show

  Beaver Boys Nightzout

  The Beaver Boys have such a strong list of creative names for their moves, it's a little surprising they took such a straightforward approach to naming their vomit.
• 8.

  Moral Orel

  Poor People Smoke It

  Crack truly is whack. If it makes Orel say things like this to Jesus, imagine what it could make you say to your parole officer.
• 7.

  Metalocalypse

  Fan Day: Pickled Herring Sandwich

  Party like a rock star. Throw up like a regular jack off.
• 6.

  Robot Chicken

  Neverending Party

  We partied in Fantasia once; wouldn't recommend it. It's surprising how quickly a constant sense of wonder can begin to feel like panic.

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