• 5.
    We're pretty sure there's a rule that you are not allowed to wear wool caps inside unless you are a fat and dirty music blogger. Who by the way, are also nerds.
  • 4.
    If you think about it, Mort kind of got off easy with just the dog fart going down his throat.
  • 3.
    We have always liked that Dr. Weird fully protects his head, but keeps his delicate little nipples out in the open.
  • 2.
    Henchmen costumes have started showing up at comic-cons, which solidifies their status as nerd icons. They're like this decade's version of Storm Troopers, only better because you can eat the sandwiches your mom prepared without having to remove your helmet.
  • 1.
    It's incredibly unfair to judge the nerd's penis-size when he's been hanging out in the cold air and also, is in a coma.