• 10.
    Dr. Steve Brule
    Something tells us that Dr. Steve will be following this advice for a long, long time.
  • 9.
    Neil Goldman
    It does kind of suck when you're expecting something salty and you get something really sweet.
  • 8.
    Frylock
    Frylock is often called the straight man of the Aqua Teens, the Abbot to Meatwad's Costello. But we don't think Abbot ever pestered neighbors to test out his jet powered toilet.
  • 7.
    Master Billy Quizboy
    When an albino stuck in the eighties and a failed boy adventurer are making fun of your lack of prowess with the ladies, it's probably time to just give up.
  • 6.
    Cleveland
    One of the best things you can do when you go to pick up ladies at an upscale club is to wear your finest yellow t-shirt and work jeans combo.