• 10.
    Something tells us that Dr. Steve will be following this advice for a long, long time.
  • 9.
    It does kind of suck when you're expecting something salty and you get something really sweet.
  • 8.
    Frylock is often called the straight man of the Aqua Teens, the Abbot to Meatwad's Costello. But we don't think Abbot ever pestered neighbors to test out his jet powered toilet.
  • 7.
    When an albino stuck in the eighties and a failed boy adventurer are making fun of your lack of prowess with the ladies, it's probably time to just give up.
  • 6.
    Advice for nerds in search of romance: do not cling-on. And: do not speak Klingon.
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