• 5.
    When you've been brought back to life after thousands of years, you're really going to be way too hungry to just settle for a grilled cheese sandwich.
  • 4.
    These guys are a bit obnoxious, but on the plus side, they are killer at beer pong and sport some amazing tribal ink.
  • 3.
    Some people would argue that Killface is not a monster. To those people we say, then what in the hell is he? Seriously, the dude has dew claws.
  • 2.
    If you have ever spent any amount of time in a mattress store, you will realize that 100% of all mattress salesmen are in actuality demons. Also, memory foam is a damned lie.
  • 1.
    If Willie was going to actually make a skin suit, he should use a tool other than a chainsaw. Because the cuts would be so jagged. What you need is something like an exacto blade. Really do some detail work.