Moms are amazing because they carry you around for nine months to prepare you for being passed out of their birth canal. How many of your buds would do that for you? But it doesn't stop there. Moms raise you, imbue you with their values, care for you and criticize your wardrobe. Some moms are even pretty hot. Which makes most of us pretty uncomfortable, actually. They should invent a clever acronym for that. Happy Mother's Day, bitches!

• 10.

  Metalocalypse

  Dethklok's Moms

  So Dethklok was not spawned from the bowels of hell. They were in fact spawned from the bowels of old alcoholics.
• 9.

  Home Movies

  Paula Small

  Don't ever talk to your mom about "cats" -- if you catch our drift.
• 8.

  Moral Orel

  Bloberta Puppington

  Some people find each other because they are just meant to be together. Others get lucky. And some just take the path of least resistance.
• 7.

  Venture Bros.

  Myra Brandish

  This conversation goes from "eww" to "double eww" surprisingly fast.
• 6.

  King of the Hill

  Peggy Hill

  Make sure to warn your mom that giving out grades instead of prizes could get her beaten to death in some neighborhoods.

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