• 10.
    So Dethklok was not spawned from the bowels of hell. They were in fact spawned from the bowels of old alcoholics.
  • 9.
    Don't ever talk to your mom about "cats" -- if you catch our drift.
  • 8.
    Some people find each other because they are just meant to be together. Others get lucky. And some just take the path of least resistance.
  • 7.
    This conversation goes from "eww" to "double eww" surprisingly fast.
  • 6.
    Make sure to warn your mom that giving out grades instead of prizes could get her beaten to death in some neighborhoods.
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