What is Thanksgiving all about really? Pilgrims and Indians? Family? Department store parades? Televised football? Actually giving thanks? You thought we were going to say it's really about food, didn't you? You're so predictable. It's about aliens, plain and simple. Aliens coming to earth and abducting you for experimentation. Plan accordingly.

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  Tim & Eric - Dr. Steve Brule's Digestion Problems

  If only everyone kept a diarrhea calendar, we'd all be more aware of when we have diarrhea.
  
• 4.

  Family Guy - Double Date for Brian and Stewie

  Double dates are good for bolstering your significant other's awareness of your non-awful qualities.
  
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  Robot Chicken - Delicious Gummy Bears

  If the Donner party were gummy bears, they wouldn't have made it past Missouri.
  
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  Metalocalypse - What are Carcomymrates?

  Consulting a nutritionist is well known to be not very metal.
  
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  Aqua Teen Hunger Force - The Broodwich

  We have to think that being chased by a stick figure with an axe is the mother of all meal disasters.
  

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