It's all fun and games until someone experiences some sort of sexual gratification as a result of getting hurt, possible by his or her own hand. At that point, it becomes a cartoon. Be the virtual masochist you always knew you virtually were by playing 5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself) - Reloaded.

• 10.

  Squidbillies

  Good Work, Denny

  Denny, single-handedly reigniting the debate over phrenology. We would insist that "single-handedly" was an unintentional pun, but you stopped reading at "phrenology" anyway. We all did.
• 9.

  Robot Chicken

  This Is Going To Hurt Me

  The lesson on proper tool use was a success.
• 8.

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  We Ain't Livin' With No Gay Person

  Trying to impress a lady always takes a leap of faith. But you're never going to enjoy life if you're not willing to be a little embarrassed or bisected.
• 7.

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  It Must Be Right

  It's this kind of confidence that allows Dr. Weird to test the boundaries of science, employer/employee relationships and chicken rotisserie.
• 6.

  Tim and Eric

  First United Church of Paynus

  At some point a parent has to let his children stand on their own in the world and just trust that they continue to slap their own asses.

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