With clever design and a powerful catchphrase, a good mascot can turn an ordinary product into an extraordinary one. The Jolly Green Giant. Charlie the Tuna. Chester Cheetah. All those dudes, and many more, have made dozens of multinational corporations very, very rich. Had those very same corporations utilized any of the mascots below, however, they would have wound up very, very out of business.

• 10.

  Squidbillies

  Shuckey the Corn

  Shuckey the Corn has a great smile, but look at those eyes. Those are crazy eyes.
• 9.

  Metalocalypse

  Face Bones

  Who knew a bloody horned skull could ever be so gosh-darn cute?
• 8.

  Robot Chicken

  The Creature with the Black Macaroons

  C'mon, who wants to eat food swimming in a "lagoon of milk" anyway?
• 7.

  Tim and Eric

  Gavabond the Old

  You know, making children's cartoons to promote toys, candy, cereal and yogurt-on-the-go is a great idea. We're surprised Tim and Eric were the first to think of it.
• 6.

  Aqua Teen

  Wong Burger Happy Rice Guys

  What you will witness here are the two only living organisms on the planet to actively pursue Carl's genitalia.

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