• 5.
    We're not sure what's scarier: a baby with Arnold's face on it or the blurred genital region on the baby with Arnold's face on it.
  • 4.
    OK, so technically this isn't a robot, it's a cyborg. But we're going to assume that if Meatwad can pilot it, it does a lot of thinking on its own.
  • 3.
    We wish we could make fun of Dean for peeing his pants, but we've let the urine flow for much less than being attacked by hulking killer robots with our father's face.
  • 2.
    We're suckers for missile-boobs. Really, we're fans of anything that combines childish sexuality with inane violence.
  • 1.
    Jailbot is perfection when it comes to killer robots. He flies, he has multiple weapons and yet, he's completely without an irritating robot voice.